i threw 'em off the fire escape.
ind. fraction's barney barton.
est. june 2013. #tokillabarton

tokillabarton:

      you know. land of ice rinks, maple syrup and hannibal-like deers.
      also robin sparkles. but we don’t talk about it.

      yo, what's the deal, berfie ?

  thing is, i’m going to cole harbor, nova scotia to actually go to school and shit for a month there. it’s all gonna be educational and cultural, and you know. fun.

     when you will be back, berfie ?

   like i said, it’s gonna take a full month. but i don’t know if i’ll be able to log on there. i’m going to be a total exchange student with a host family and shit, so it’s all up to them.

  so it’s a more-than-semi hiatus.

posted on August 30 via tokillabarton with 10 notes

   outta. srs though i need someone who can take care of this blog while i’m away ———- someone with good activity and someone i can trust h elp me

posted on August 30

      you know. land of ice rinks, maple syrup and hannibal-like deers.
      also robin sparkles. but we don’t talk about it.

      yo, what's the deal, berfie ?

  thing is, i’m going to cole harbor, nova scotia to actually go to school and shit for a month there. it’s all gonna be educational and cultural, and you know. fun.

     when you will be back, berfie ?

   like i said, it’s gonna take a full month. but i don’t know if i’ll be able to log on there. i’m going to be a total exchange student with a host family and shit, so it’s all up to them.

  so it’s a more-than-semi hiatus.

posted on August 30 with 10 notes

mayaechoes:

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              Well make room, ‘cause I made
              a big dinner. 

              Maya moved over to him and kissed
              his cheek, holding a spoon with a bit
              of sauce to his lips 

              Try this — tell me what you think.

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         Yer great.

              ( and she is, though. perfect cook,
                perfect dancer, perfect pianist,
                perfect everything. and really nice
                in person. )

                 ———- an’ this is awesome.

posted on August 30 via mayaechoes with 4 notes

mayaechoes:

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            Okay.

            Maya shuffled over and pulled the covers
            back so he could just hop up on the bed 
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        ( you know, it’s really hard to not feel your
          legs. because you literally have to move 
          them with your arm-strength. it’s tiring. and
          annoying. )

                       ——— I hate this…

posted on August 30 via mayaechoes with 10 notes

maxtis:

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            Oh, this one thought it was an Earth expression —
            forgive her, she has been away from home for a long time.

       Oh, no. S’okay. Don’ worry.

posted on August 30 via maxtis with 32 notes
mantis pls  

maxtis:

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           Just sit back and relax. 

            ‘m…. kinda sittin’ right now.

posted on August 29 via maxtis with 32 notes

iwasborncareful:

"It’s not your business."

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              ” Who. Did. This. “

castxaway:

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"Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a house. Must be nice having a place to put things."

        ” -—-- s’nice? “

posted on August 29 via castxaway with 1 note

posted on August 29 with 4 notes
Anonymous inquired
dEXTER OHM Y GOD DEXTER I LOVE YOUR SHOW SO MUCH ASDFGHJKL; KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON YOU WONDROUS MAN YOU

       outta. you know this is a barney barton blog, not dexter, right ?

posted on August 29 with 2 notes

selfishheroism:

berfie is a monster

posted on August 29 via selfishheroism with 4 notes

god bless tumblr user danceswithjerks for literally invading my askbox to give me more material to hurt y’all with feels

posted on August 29 with 3 notes

cutoffthehead:

                multiverse multiship with discussion and
                within reason. canon character friendly.
                alternative universe accessible. contains
                explicit content. nine years roleplay expe
                rience. selective. inbox available. mcu
                derived. novella capable. constantly dev
               eloping. always doing something.

something is wrong with jacob heugh

posted on August 29 via cutoffthehead with 48 notes
danceswithjerks inquired
barney is dreaming. he sits on a beach, everything in his heart and mind floating in the ocean, coming and going with each crashing wave. the tide lowers swiftly, and that which he worries about most is scattered along the shore. what is left on the sand?

character development. ( x )

    okay, this looks like fucked up dream already.
    now, first things first, if everything in his heart and mind is floating
    in the ocean, then it must be really polluted, alright. because there
    are a lot of things he worries about every single day, and to list them
    all would be torture itself. this alone immediately changes this dream
    to turn into a nightmare, like all the others he has. ( this is exactly why
    he prefers to sleep less. )

    but what is that thing on the shore? it looks like a human body, from 
    what he can tell. a little red on it too. he narrows his eyes, to get a better
    picture ——- he doesn’t dare to run towards it and see who it is and if he
    can help it. chances are this person is already dead since he just appeared
    on the shore from the dark ocean. they are dead. there’s no help.

     a part of him says, go on. run. run to him. see who it is.but for some odd
     reason he cringes, he’s afraid. he’s afraid that he knows this person, and
     seeing them dead would do him no good. after a couple of seconds of self-
     battling, curiousity gets the best of him, and one step two step, the image gains
     clarity. details get visible. blond, short hair, all soaked. muscular, same size
     as him. white shirt, with a purple dot on it. jeans. purple converses. violet hoodie.
     little bit rectangular face, blond stubble. a couple of hesitant steps later he notices
     the hole going through his temples. the water washed off the blood, but the hole is
     there. it feels like kill bill vol. 1 all over again. except this guy is dead.

     oh, this guy. he knows him, obviously. and he wished he didn’t know him.

     this is clinton francis barton, right after being killed by the clown.

posted on August 29 with 6 notes